The Single Wrap-Up runs down the list of singles and tracks reviewed over the past week. Ed Sheeran, “How Would You Feel (Paean),” is this week’s best bet. Continue reading The Single Wrap-Up: Ed Sheeran Is a Best Bet
Justin Bieber is polarizing. Polarizing is a fitting characterization given the reactions he receives. We’re going to break down Bieber’s pros and cons! Continue reading Is Justin Bieber the Good Guy or the Bad Guy?
Being a teacher is hard work. It’s a rewarding profession, but not without its challenges. So, to celebrate teachers, I assembled a playlist. Continue reading Playlist: 11 Songs About Teachers…
Rather than having the traditional social life that a late twenty-something should on a Friday night (July 1st was the time of this unfortunate happening), I composed and compiled a new playlist entitled 14 ‘House’ Songs More Thrilling Than Chilling at the House. Continue reading New Playlist: 14 ‘House’ Songs
After writing about Rihanna many times, I decided to update one of last year’s evergreen articles…via a different site. Continue reading Rihanna’s Most Unapologetic Songs — The Musical Hype
That time of year has come again folks – It’s an event my friends! What event exactly you ask? Compiling the list of the best albums of 2016…so far. Continue reading The Best Albums of 2016 (So Far)
uSelena Gomez told the world that she “couldn’t keep her hands to herself.” Isn’t keep your hands and your feet to yourself one of the basic rules taught in every elementary classroom? Regardless, Gomez’s lack of control perfectly captures the sentiment of the 11 songs selected on this playlist that lack control of their sexual appetites. The innuendo is front and center and inescapable, even if the particular song has more transcendent aspirations. One Direction say it best: “No Control.”
1) Fifth Harmony featuring Ty Dolla $ign, “Work From Home” (7/27, 2016)
There’s no covering it up in the least; Fifth Harmony’s “Work From Home” is drenched in innuendo from start to finish. Liken “Work From Home” to mashed potatoes smothered in brown gravy, or gravy of preference. How absurd is this irresistible pop hit? Absurd as your choice of a four-letter word. These girls essentially tell their boyfriends they “don’t gotta go to work” – a source of bread mind you – because they can “work from home.” UGH, really? It’s further illustrated in the official music video with construction workers and parodied in hilarious fashion in Bart Baker’s twisted interpretation.
Sure, what guy wouldn’t want to oblige Fifth Harmony’s suggestiveness in an ideal, utopian world? Still, no matter how much “work” Fifth Harmony are willing to do with their bodies, is it realistically going to pay the rent, the car payment, the electric bill? “Bills, Bills, Bills!” Destiny’s Child emphasized that back in 1999 with their The Writings on the Wall classic! “Can you pay my bills…If you did then maybe we could chill / I don’t think you do / So, you and me are through.”
Get real Fifth Harmony – “tighten up” those harmonies! Lacking in substance or authentic emotion, “Work From Home” is the exemplification of sex on the track, built upon slang and swagger, and ultimately constructed tastefully if ridiculously and unrealistically. It’s good for flirty, and suggestive fun, but prominent innuendo inhibits it from being transcendent.
2) Rihanna, “Kiss It Better” (Anti, 2016)
Simply say the title “Kiss It Better” to yourself. Then, ask yourself, doesn’t it totally sound like child’s play? Of course it does because as children, many of us can remember mommy saying that she’ll “kiss it better,” referring to a “boo boo!” BUT the all-powerful innuendo gods and/or the pop songwriting/producing gods definitely weren’t writing an innocent pop song. Are there many innocent pop songs anymore? That’s a big, fat, bloated NO. Innocence in modern day pop? NEVER!
“Boy, ya know that you always do it right” definitely isn’t referencing morality but rather the quality of “the act.” Face it, the double entendre is amplified to the nth degree, causing every lyric to be “read into.” “Do” simply isn’t do anymore, it’s “doing it.” “What are you willing to do? / Oh, tell me what you’re willing to do / (Kiss it, kiss it better, baby).” Translation – that three-letter word, sex. Yeah, Rihanna’s “Been waitin’ on that sunshine” alright!
3) One Direction, “No Control” (Four, 2014)
After a while, don’t all boy banders get sick of all the sweet bubblegum mess? Still, every boyband has to save face, particularly if it’s at a transitional point of their career – the great in-between of the tween years and young adulthood. That young adulthood means that they are just dying to sing about sex, likely something many have already been “doing” beyond closed doors. To cut to the chase, if “No Control” is supposed to be masking One Direction’s horniness, it does a poor job.
It’s clear lyrically that One Direction mean business. They aren’t singing about emotions but rather lust and the physical reactions, rather stimulation behind it. There’s no way that One Direction gets an “innocence” pass on lyric, “Waking up, beside you I’m a loaded gun, I can’t contain this anymore / I’m all yours, I’ve got no control.” “Loaded gun” hey? Doesn’t seem to be one that shoots bullets…
It gets even more sensual, unsurprisingly. “Taste, on my tongue / I don’t want to wash away the night before.” What is that taste, pray tell? Maybe there’s less sexually-oriented activities that can be interpreted from such a line, but does that even seem possible from twentysomethings? Nah! This is Generation Y after all.
R&B gets a lot of criticism, a lot of which is at the hand of a fan – yours truly. Yes, though I’m skeptical of the future of the genre, it just might be my favorite. Hard call of course, being a musician with too many albums to count… But enough rambling, this post is actually about Keyshia Cole, an R&B singer of which I’m … Continue reading One Favorite from Each Keyshia Cole Album (Playlist)
Let’s cut to the chase – sometimes the second time around can be pretty crappy. For most of the musicians on this list, their second album/second album of note didn’t go as planned in the commercial department. Some of these sophomore albums are respectable, with some even being the critical equal of the debut. The problem is, these albums just didn’t experience the same level … Continue reading 10 Albums Where The Sophomore Effect Was Real
et’s face it – sometimes we all think with the wrong head. That’s the case with the songs on this risqué, “below-the-belt” playlist. Continue reading 10 Thought Provoking Songs From Nether